Tiny Human Raiser
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Tiny Human Raiser – Unisex Sweater for the Real-Life Heroes
Forget office hours. You’re on 24/7 — building a whole human.
This sweater is for the parents who do it all: snack curator, boo-boo healer, sleep negotiator, and CEO of bedtime chaos. Because raising tiny humans isn’t just a job — it’s a lifestyle (and one that deserves seriously comfy clothes).
Soft, sturdy, and made to survive spills, hugs, and existential parenting moments, this piece is your new go-to uniform for the mission.
☁️ Features made for the long game:
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Fabric weight: 8.4 oz — heavy enough for warmth, light enough for movement
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Material: 80% ringspun U.S. cotton, 20% polyester — soft, durable, and responsibly made
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Fleece construction: 2-end ringspun cotton face — smooth feel, cozy interior
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Fit: Classic tubular body with dropped shoulders — relaxed but structured
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Details: 1x1 rib cuffs & bottom band with spandex — keeps its shape through every chase
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Double-needle topstitching — built tough, like you
For moms, dads, and everyday legends raising the next generation — one meltdown at a time.