Dear Santa, I Can Explain

Dear Santa, I Can Explain – Long Sleeve Baby Bodysuit for Tiny Negotiators

Look, things happened. There were witnesses. But there's context.

This bodysuit is for the babies who've already mastered the art of the explanation before they can even talk. Whether it's the mystery of the knocked-over Christmas tree, the vanished cookies, or that "incident" with the wrapping paper — this little one has a story ready.

Innocent until proven guilty. And even then, they can explain.

🎄 Features for future lawyers and smooth talkers:

• 100% cotton — soft as their alibis
• Relaxed fit — comfortable enough for elaborate storytelling sessions
• 5-6 oz/yard² (170-200 g/m²) — lightweight for quick getaways (or crawlaways)
• Neck, shoulder, sleeve, and leg openings — easy changes between "incidents"
• Long sleeves — perfect for the season of strategic explanations

The perfect gift for parents who know that "I can explain" will become the household motto, and for babies practicing their negotiation skills early.

At the Happy Chaos Gang, we believe every baby deserves the right to explain themselves — even if the evidence is overwhelming.