KIDS TEE
ME PORTO BONITO
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Me Porto Bonito (Sometimes) – Kids Tee for the Little Bunnies Who Keep It Real
Because some days are angelic… and others? Pure reggaeton energy.
This tee is for the little ones who almost behave — but never without keeping things interesting. They're sweet when they want to be, chaotic when the mood strikes, and always, always unforgettable. Inspired by a global vibe and backed by real-life parenting truth, this shirt brings the perreo to the playground and the sass to snack time.
One minute they're sharing toys like angels. The next? They're negotiating bedtime like tiny lawyers with a playlist. They've got range. They've got personality. They've got that "me porto bonito... sometimes" energy.
Soft, comfy, and dangerously adorable — just like its tiny wearer.
🐰 Features with serious flow:
- 100% ring-spun cotton — as smooth as Abuelita's Sunday morning hugs
- Light fabric (4.4 oz/yd² / 150 g/m²) — perfect for naps, tantrums, and everything in between
- Classic fit — comfortable for all-day adventures (and mischief)
- Tear-away label — because nobody needs itchy distractions while plotting world domination
- Runs true to size — easy ordering for busy parents
Perfect for the mini reggaetonero(a) who steals hearts, snacks, and all the attention.
At Happy Chaos Gang, we dress your babychulos the way they are — unpredictable, lovable, and always bringing the vibe. Sometimes they behave. Sometimes they don't. Always iconic.