I like my Cosmo cold and my baby asleep

I Like My Cosmo Cold and My Baby Asleep – Women’s Sweater for the Moms Who Know Balance (Sort Of)

You loves your baby endlessly… but silence and cocktails come pretty close.

This sweater is for the moms who’ve mastered the art of surviving chaos with class — a little mascara, a lot of caffeine, and dreams of five minutes alone. Soft, flattering, and cozy enough for bedtime scrolls or brunches that last until nap time, it’s your reminder that motherhood and martinis can coexist beautifully.

It’s not an outfit — it’s a mood.

🍸 Features designed for the perfectly imperfect mom life:

• French Terry fabric with a weight of 280gsm ensures durability and softness.
• Material: 80% ringspun U.S. cotton / 20% polyester — smooth outside, cozy inside
• 2-end ringspun cotton face fleece: premium texture, gentle on skin
• Round-neck style for a classic and timeless look

For the women who do it all — and still deserve a cold drink and a quiet moment.
At Happy Chaos Gang, we salute the moms raising legends… one sip at a time.