Hi, My Name Is Slim Daddy – Oversize Tee for the Real OG

Will the real Slim Daddy please stand up?

This tee is for the dads who've evolved from late-night concerts to late-night feedings, from dropping bars to dropping kids at daycare, and from tour life to carpool life — but the swagger? That stayed.

You're the same guy who could recite every classic hip-hop track, except now you're reciting bedtime stories. You handle playground politics like a pro. Your dad wisdom? Unmatched. Your energy levels? Running on fumes and coffee, but you make it look good.

Slip this on and let the world know: fatherhood didn't change you, it upgraded you to Slim Daddy — the OG who can assemble IKEA furniture, negotiate snack treaties, and still bring that authentic vibe.

🎤 Features for the legendary Slim Daddy:

- 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton — sustainable quality for conscious parenting

- Fabric weight: 5.9 oz/yd² (200 g/m²) — the perfect weight for year-round wear

- Oversized fit with dropped shoulders — that effortless, lived-in aesthetic

- Set-in sleeves — timeless construction that doesn't quit

- 1×1 rib at collar — maintains shape through every adventure

- Self-fabric neck tape — premium details for premium dads

- GOTS & OCS certified — environmentally responsible, just like you're raising them to be

For fathers who brought their entire personality into parenthood and wouldn't have it any other way.

Happy Chaos Gang celebrates the dads who prove you can be a parent and still be yourself. The name tag says it all.

Sizing note: European customers should order one size down — this runs generously oversized.