99 Problems But The Kids Ain’t One

99 Problems But The Kids Ain’t One – Unisex Tee for Hard Knock Parents

You’re out here hustlin' like a real G — and your kids? They’re the reason you keep winning.
Bills, work, sleepless nights, the endless “what’s for dinner” — yeah, you know the drill. But those little humans calling you mom or dad? That’s love. This tee is for parents who stay cool under pressure, who hustle through the chaos and rock it every day.

Throw it on, roll out, and let the world know: you’ve got 99 problems, but your kids ain't one! 

🔥 Street-ready features:

• Unisex relaxed fit — moves with you, from tantrum patrol to chill mode

• Lightweight (142 g/m²), breathable, built for the grind

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heathers got a little poly for flex)

• Pre-shrunk, because parenting’s unpredictable enough

• Clean crew neck — classic style, zero fuss

For moms, dads, and parent hustlers who own their story.
The Lulo House — because parenting’s messy, loud, and absolutely legendary.