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TINY HUMAN RAISER

SWEATER

TINY HUMAN RAISER

€54,90 EUR
ColorNavy
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Tiny Human Raiser – Unisex Sweater for the Real MVPs

Kanye said he was a genius. You raised one. Harder job, less press coverage.

You're raising a whole human — from scratch, on broken sleep, with no instruction manual and everyone else's opinion offered freely. That's not a side project. That's the most important thing happening in your life right now. This sweater is for the people doing the actual most important work: showing up every day for tiny people with enormous opinions and zero concept of personal space.

  • 100% cotton face — smooth and comfortable for marathon parenting days
  • 65% cotton, 35% polyester blend — the right balance of soft and durable
  • Fabric weight: 8.5 oz/yd² (288 g/m²) — substantial enough for all seasons of parenthood
  • Tightly knit 3-end fleece — warmth you actually asked for
  • Side-seamed construction — flattering fit for all body types and all chaos levels
  • Self-fabric patch on the back — premium detail for people doing premium work
  • Double-needle stitched rib collar, cuffs and hem — built to survive everything tiny humans throw at it (literally)

That that don't kill you can only make you stronger. And more tired. Both are true.

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