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Tiny Human Raiser – Unisex Sweater for the Real-Life Heroes
Forget office hours. You’re on 24/7 — building a whole human.
This sweater is for the parents who do it all: snack curator, boo-boo healer, sleep negotiator, and CEO of bedtime chaos. Because raising tiny humans isn’t just a job — it’s a lifestyle (and one that deserves seriously comfy clothes).
Made from 80% organically grown cotton and 20% recycled polyester. A high-quality, eco-friendly sweatshirt combining comfort and sustainability.
☁️ Features made for the long game:
Soft, sturdy, and made to survive spills, hugs, and existential parenting moments, this piece is your new go-to uniform for the mission.
For moms, dads, and everyday legends raising the next generation — one meltdown at a time.
Size guide
| XS | S | M | L | XL | XXL | 3XL | 4XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 66 | 69 | 70 | 72 | 74 | 76 | 78 | 78 |
| B) Width (cm) | 98 | 102 | 108 | 114 | 120 | 126 | 132 | 138 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 49 | 51 | 54 | 57 | 60 | 63 | 66 | 69 |
| XS | S | M | L | XL | XXL | 3XL | 4XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 26 | 27.2 | 27.6 | 28.3 | 29.1 | 29.9 | 30.7 | 30.7 |
| B) Width (inches) | 38.6 | 40.2 | 42.5 | 44.9 | 47.2 | 49.6 | 52 | 54.3 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 19.3 | 20.1 | 21.3 | 22.4 | 23.6 | 24.8 | 26 | 27.2 |
Care Instructions
| General | This shirt is a versatile, eco-conscious t-shirt perfect for everyday wear. |
| Wash | Machine wash cold with like colors to maintain the quality and color of the fabric. |
| Dry | Tumble dry low or lay flat to dry to prevent shrinkage and maintain shape. |
| Store | Store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to preserve the fabric's integrity and color. |