Hi, My Name Is Slim Daddy – Unisex Sweater for the Real OG

Will the real Slim Daddy please stand up?

This sweatshirt is for the dads who've traded rap battles for bedtime battles, freestyle flows for freestyle Lego builds, and tour buses for minivans — but never lost that edge. You're still the same guy who knew every word to "Lose Yourself," except now you're losing yourself in the chaos of parenthood.

You drop kids at school with the same energy you once dropped beats. You navigate tantrums like lyrical genius. Your dad jokes? Fire. Your patience? Mom's spaghetti (shaky but you make it work).

Put this on and remind everyone: you didn't become a dad, you leveled up to Slim Daddy — the legend who can change diapers, fix broken toys, and still remember when you had street cred.

🎤 Features for the real Slim Daddy:

- 85% organic combed ring-spun cotton, 15% recycled polyester — sustainable like your commitment to being present

- Mid-weight fabric (8.3 oz/yd²) — substantial enough for dad duties in any weather

- Relaxed fit — because you've earned comfort after all those sleepless nights

- Set-in sleeves with 1×1 rib at collar, cuffs, and hem — classic construction for a classic dad

- Twin-needle top stitch on all seams — built to last through whatever chaos they throw at you

- Herringbone back neck tape & half-moon detail — premium finishing touches you actually deserve

 - GOTS, OCS & GRS certified — eco-credentials that would make even Marshall proud

For the dads who still got it — just with more responsibilities and significantly less sleep.

Happy Chaos Gang salutes the fathers who brought their A-game to parenthood. You're not losing yourself in the moment, you're owning it. Slim Daddy style.

The sizes correspond to a bigger size in the European market, customers from that region should order a size down.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!