Champagne Mami – Sweatshirt for Moms Who Drop Bottles (and Beats)

She's got a baby on her hip and bubbles in her glass.

This sweatshirt is for the moms who do it all — school runs in the morning, Spotify bangers in the afternoon, and a well-earned sip of the good stuff when the chaos finally naps. You brought luxury into motherhood, not by escaping it, but by redefining what luxury means: 20 minutes of silence, a hot meal, and knowing you absolutely crushed today.

You coordinate schedules like a CEO. You negotiate like a diplomat. You multitask like a magician. And somehow, through all of it, you still have that energy — that undeniable Champagne Mami aura that says "I've got this" even when you absolutely don't.

Soft fleece inside for those tender moments. Smooth cotton outside for when you need to remind the world you're still that woman.

🥂 Features with main-character energy:

- 100% cotton face — smooth and luxurious, just like your vibe

- 65% cotton, 35% polyester blend (Charcoal Heather: 55/45) — the perfect balance of soft and strong

- Fabric weight: 8.5 oz/yd² (288.2 g/m²) — substantial enough to match your presence

- Tightly knit 3-end fleece — warmth that wraps you like the confidence you deserve

- Side-seamed construction — flattering fit for moms who still care about the details

- Self-fabric patch on the back — premium touches for premium women

- Double-needle stitched rib collar, cuffs, and hem — built to survive spills, hugs, and victory dances

For the moms who evolved from bottle service to baby bottles without losing an ounce of sparkle.

Happy Chaos Gang raises a glass to the women doing motherhood with grace, grit, and a side of bubbly. You're not just a mom. You're Champagne Mami. And that's a whole mood.

Sizing note: This runs small — order one size up for the perfect champagne-sipping comfort.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!